偏僻山间，一僧一道比邻而居。和尚（午马 饰）随和开朗，更有一女徒菁菁（李丽珍 饰）玲珑可爱；道士（陈友 饰）古板严厉，而徒弟嘉乐（钱嘉乐 饰）却鬼马顽皮。性格不同的两个师傅口角不断，大斗其法，两个冤家徒弟也搞笑连连，笑料频出。 　　某天，一支奇异的丧葬队伍路过此地，某边疆皇族中尸毒死去，幻化成僵尸，千鹤道长及王子护送棺木上京。途中遭遇暴雨，棺木被雷劈开，僵尸破棺而出，大开杀戒。乌侍郎（元华 饰）携王子侥幸逃命，但王子已中尸毒。和尚与道士命徒儿照看王子，两人则冲入树林寻找千鹤道长……A Taoist Priest isn't too happy when his Buddhist Priest colleague moves in next door. They are subject to constant feuds and duels, but soon must overcome their odds towards each other when a vampire breaks loose from his coffin in a nearby procession and threatens to wreak havoc to the countryside.